A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said,
"No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the
woman decided to stay in the hospital andhave a face-lift, liposuction, breast
implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her
hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from
the hospital. While crossing the street on her wayhome, she was killed by an
ambulance.Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't
you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied: "I didn't recognize
you."
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
From My Neighbor, Ann
This tickled me!
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2 comments:
Oh, I love it - esp the plastic surgery bit. :-)
HA!!!!!!!
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